Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, February 18, 2010

(Un)Learning Leadership from "The Office" -- Part II




I shared with you previously my addiction to the NBC show, "The Office." It truly is like watching a leadership train wreck -- uncomfortable, inappropriate, and offensive. And yet...I can't look away. Not only is it funny, it offers insights into management issues faced by leaders everywhere.

Now this is not to suggest that the Office manager, Michael Scott, does a good job dealing with those issues. In fact, on most levels, he is an excellent example of everything one should NOT do as a leader. But I think many of us can acknowledge that we learn as much about leadership watching bad leaders as we do from good ones. Most of us have leadership qualities that are a combination of the former (things to avoid doing) and the latter (things to model). From the video above, you can guess in which category most of Michael Scott's behavior falls:

-- Leaders create the work environment. They are responsible for modeling appropriate behaviors, establishing a culture of tolerance and acceptance, and demand the highest ethics from themselves and the team. If you watch the show, everything Michael Scott does is wrong. He says inappropriate things ("That's what she says!"). He makes viewers wince with his off-color jokes and repeated episodes of intolerance. He allows bigotry from subordinates (Dwight) and never misses an opportunity to put people down for issues of weight, color, or religious and sexual preference. His behavior is clearly ALL WRONG. And this is probably the point. There is no mistaking his errors. And we squirm because we've all seen it. Leadership is clearly about creating a culture of acceptance and respect for all. It is about eliminating prejudice and crude actions that inhibit teamwork, trust, and performance. Leadership is about building people up, not putting them down.

-- Leaders focus on the mission. Many episodes of the show can pass without ever seeing any work get done. Sales are rare. Discussions about personal issues far outweigh talk of profit, performance, and best practices. And no one is more distracted than the leader of the DunderMifflin branch, Michael Scott. He is quick to rally the troops to talk about how to plan his own birthday party, while slow to talk about industry trends, competitor actions, or quarterly goals. There may be no greater time waster in the history of business than he. Constant meetings, games, off-sites, guest speakers, training, and internet surfing makes it hard to see how business gets done there in Scranton. Mission accomplishment starts with the leader. When he is focused, the team is focused. But when he is lost, the team is as well.

-- Leaders share the credit. Michael Scott may be the most selfish leader in history. He is content to be the only one on the team to have a parking space or to receive a bonus. He wants every success to be credited to him and every failure to be someone else's. True leadership is about focusing on the mission and the success of the team, without regard for personal success. Interestingly, most of us have seen that it is when we embrace this philosophy, we often have our brightest moments. Not Michael Scott. He finds new ways to put the "I" in "TEAM!"

-- Leaders know the business. While Michael Scott claims to know about sales, there is little evidence that he understands things like technology, accounting, marketing, or shipping...and probably not sales! Oh, and as for the business of leadership, he may have unwritten the book! One of my favorite scenes is when he tells Oscar from accounting to, "Pretend he doesn't know anything about the company's finances" in order to explain some very fundamental issues to him. It's funny because...he doesn't know anything about the company's finances! Leaders must be competent. If they don't know something, they should learn it -- before their incompetence hurts the team. While leaders don't have to know everything, they should have a basic understanding of the important things.

-- Leaders embrace change. Paper companies are ripe for efficiency. Customers should be able to make orders electronically. New products and services should be advertised on the company website. Sales managers must be equipped to operate virtually, not chained to the desk and the rotary phone. Michael Scott is old school -- to a fault. His methods of doing business likely make it difficult to compete with the "Big Box" companies. His failure to embrace emerging products and new opportunities makes it difficult to see how DunderMifflin remains in business. But it does make for good TV!

So while I admit to being an addict, I think I know why I watch. To an (hopefully small) extent -- I see myself. I have failed on occasion to establish the right culture and the necessary mission focus. I have hogged too much of the credit and have been too slow to adapt. I am reminded almost every day that I am not as smart as I think I am and am only successful because of the great people with whom I work. I think this show helps us all laugh -- at the Scranton Branch and...at ourselves. Perhaps the more that I watch, the more about bad leadership I can unlearn. That double negative should hopefully make me a more positive, inspiring leader with my own team. That's Leader Business!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Military Humor


Here's a few of my favorite leadership "pearls of wisdom" with a military twist. Enjoy!


"If the enemy is in range, so are you." > Infantry Journal


"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." > > U.S. Air Force Manual


"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." > > - General MacArthur


"You, you, and you ... Panic. > > The rest of you, come with me." > > - U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt.


"Tracers work both ways." > > - U.S. Army Ordnance


"Five second fuses only last three seconds." > > - Infantry Journal


"Any ship can be a minesweeper....Once."


"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." > > - Unknown Marine Recruit


Clean it, if it's Dirty. > > Oil it, if it Squeaks. > > But: Don't Mess with it, if it Works! > > USAF Electronic Technician


"If you see a bomb technician running, > > keep up with him." > > USAF - Ammo Troop
Hooah! That's Leader Business!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

One Marine


THE MARINE

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten Taliban." The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers." Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban."

The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them."



Funny stuff. Thank God for those Marines, Soldiers, Airmen, and Navy warriors who keep us safe and put themselves on the line every day! Hooah! That's Leader Business.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Those Crazy Troopers


Friends

It has been my experience that regardless of the stress and strain of the mission, military troopers will always do something to remind me that it is okay to laugh. Even in battle, having fun is not off-limits. I found these pictures and thought some of them were worth sharing.








At my previous assignment at the Army's National Training Center, teammates were constantly taking pictures of each other that could be used at our monthly "Dogbone" ceremony. Regardless of rank (and as the senior trainer I was the top target), teammates would play back (with embellishment) some of the humorous situations encountered during the just-completed training mission. Good times!

Sometimes, the most stressful situations need a little humor to diffuse the tension, to let people know that they are going to be okay. If the troopers in the pictures above, who are facing life and death situations, can still have fun, what does that say to the rest of us, who are NOT in such perilous scenarios? What are you doing to ensure that people's personalities can come out, that fun and work can co-exist? Are you letting your "troopers" get crazy every once in a while? I hope so. That's Leader Business.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

More Plebe Poop


At the United States Military Academy at West Point, we were required to commit several things to memory during freshman, or plebe, year. While they seemed like nothing more than an attempt to "haze" new cadets, much of this knowledge has stayed with me and helped shape my thoughts on leadership. Occasionally I'd like to share a few key pieces of "plebe poop" with you and see what you think. Keep in mind that not all "poop" is created equal. Some is for leader development. And some is valuable only in humoring my kids. Here is one of each:


Duty - Honor - Country (West Point Values as espoused in the Motto)

"Duty-Honor-Country. Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, and what you will be. They are your rallying points: to build courage when courage seems to fail; to regain faith when there seems to be little cause for faith; to create hope when hope becomes forlorn."
General of the Army Douglas MacArthur Speech Upon Receiving the Sylvanus Thayer Medal United States Military Academy May 12, 1962


How is the Cow?

She walks, she talks, she's full of chalk, the lacteal fluid extracted from the female of the bovine species is highly prolific to the nth degree.


I still don't know what the issue was with the cow! But my kids love it and I am regularly paraded in front of their friends to recite this. 27 years of still now knowing what it means!

But I understand General MacArthur's message. We need a rallying point, some place to reassemble in times of turmoil or chaos. We need a place to look, to reassure ourselves that we are doing the right thing. We need some place to go when we are lost that can inspire us to keep moving forward.

Those are our values. They are not simply words on a poster or, in this case, in a motto. They are why we do what we do. They are what we stand for, what we believe, what our customers and teammates should see in our words and actions. Our values are who we are -- when no one is watching!

For a Soldier, they are why they fight: Duty, Honor, Country! Those three words....

Hooah!

Friday, August 31, 2007

Generation "Why?"

Friends,


Who says there aren't great leaders in the next generation? You can't make this stuff up! Check out this emerging leader.


Now that's funny. Makes me want to up my investment in map reading for my employees. I had no idea this was such a big problem! Thanks to Ms. South Carolina for pointing it out and keeping us "U.S. Americans" on track!


"I am Miss Teen South Carolina...and I am NOT smarter than a 5th grader!"


Now before we get too critical...let's all examine how we stack up:

How do you perform under pressure?

What kind of public speaking and media training have you allocated for yourself and your leaders?

Are you listening when people ask you questions?

Are you maintaining a broad, balanced, diverse base of situational awareness...to include topics like geography and public education?

Keep laughing and have a great day!



Hooah!